If a Monster Comes in Our Room (Bobby and the Mens Meet Frankenstein)

A song from Bobby and the Mens Meet Frankenstein.

Lyrics:

 * T.J. Detweiler: Well, I'm still scared.
 * (Sweet Song Plays)
 * T.J. Detweiler: But if a monster came in the room tonight, what would we do? What could we do? If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright what would you do if it was you?
 * Bobby Hill: I'd drown him with my soaker gun, glue him to a chair, stick a dead skunk in his pocket. I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep. blast him into space on a rocket. I'd send him to his doom if a monster came in my room! (Talking Italian American) Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me? Y'all ready to rumble? Bring it on, brother.
 * T.J. Detweiler: But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed what would you do? What could you do?
 * Bobby Hill: With a zipper in his neck, and bolts in his head,
 * Ralphie Tennelli: If it were me? Well, let me see. I'd multiply pi times his height and his weight to determine mathematically the way to alter his molecular state and shrink him to the size of a flea, yeah. I'd fill him full of dread if a monster sat on my bed!
 * Bobby Hill, Ralphie Tennelli, and T.J. Detweiler: Ain't no monster gonna put us down, uh uh, no way. We'll chase his face right outta town that's what we say. Ain't no monster gonna put us down, uh huh, that's right. 'Cause we're the meanest men around, we're tight!
 * Dave Seville: Ralphie, T.J., Bobby! Go to sleep!
 * Bobby Hill: Okay! I am the Munkinator! (Echoes)
 * Ralphie Tennelli: If a monster came in and decided to stay,
 * T.J. Detweiler: That wouldn't be very nice! We could ask him politely to go away.
 * Bobby Hill: Are we men? Or are we rodent? I'll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword shoot silly string at his head.
 * Ralphie Tennelli: I'll use my blanket like a matador.
 * T.J. Detweiler: I'll just hide under my bed!
 * Bobby Hill and Ralphie Tennelli: NO!!
 * Bobby Hill, Ralphie Tennelli, and T.J. Detweiler: We'll make this place his tomb if a monster comes in our room! We'll send him to his doom if a monster comes in our room! We'll blow him up, KABOOM!
 * Dave Seville: I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!
 * Bobby Hill, Ralphie Tennelli, and T.J. Detweiler (quietly): If a monster comes in our room. We'll send him to his doom if a monster comes in our room. We'll blow him up--
 * T.J. Detweiler: KABOOM!
 * Bobby Hill and Ralphie Tennelli: If a monster comes in our room.